suctioning:

Thanks to my axe™ body spray and nike™ elite socks I have over 12 gf’s

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

knock knock

j5h:

urtube:

j5h:

j5h:

j5h:

j5h:

whose their

banana

banana whom

banana you glade i didn’t say orangutang

I rate this post 4/10

that’s funny i don’t remember letting a hater inside the house? banana who said you could bring company

yeoja:

i have nightmares about white people walking around in my house with their shoes on

cactit:

rdikuls:

Eloy Morales-the world’s best photorealistic painter

Scrolling from the top I thought the painting was an actual man damn

cactit:

rdikuls:

Eloy Morales-the world’s best photorealistic painter

Scrolling from the top I thought the painting was an actual man damn