fearandwar:

This is heartbreaking.

fearandwar:

This is heartbreaking.

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

blaggot:

me doing my class presentation (x)

blaggot:

me doing my class presentation (x)

togepied:

"Oh I forgot to make dinner"
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"Guess we’re having takeout tonight!"
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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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