This is heartbreaking.
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"
"Oh I forgot to make dinner"
"Guess we’re having takeout tonight!"
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon.
the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents